Congrats, you’ve hit rock bottom. This gem is for the brave souls who’ve soared high and now find themselves face-planting in life’s mud. Extra points if your sarcasm is as sharp as your decline. Fun fact: my husband was in a band called Flop, so this shirt has a special place in the hall of failed dreams. Scream it from the roof tops (no jumping) with my “In My Flop Era” t-shirt.